{"id":79120,"date":"2015-08-28T13:35:05","date_gmt":"2015-08-28T19:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nmpolitics.net\/index\/?p=79120"},"modified":"2015-09-02T17:54:02","modified_gmt":"2015-09-02T23:54:02","slug":"deez-nuts-puts-federal-election-commission-on-bozo-patrol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/2015\/08\/deez-nuts-puts-federal-election-commission-on-bozo-patrol\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Deez Nuts&#8217; puts Federal Election Commission on bozo patrol"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_79126\"  class=\"wp-caption module image alignnone\" style=\"max-width: 708px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-79126\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Kenobi.jpg\" alt=\"Search for &quot;Kenobi for president&quot; using Google Images and you'll find all sorts of merchandize promoting the fictional character's non-existent run for president in 2016. Now, the FEC is having to deal with a host of spoof filings by fake presidential candidates.\" width=\"708\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Kenobi.jpg 708w, https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Kenobi-336x173.jpg 336w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 708px) 100vw, 708px\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-media-credit\">Screen shot taken from images.google.com<\/p><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Search for &#8220;Kenobi for president&#8221; using Google Images and you&#8217;ll find all sorts of merchandize promoting the fictional Jedi knight&#8217;s\u00a0non-existent run for president in 2016. Now, the FEC is having to deal with a host of spoof filings by fake presidential candidates.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Thanks a lot, &#8220;Deez Nuts.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Since a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.publicpolicypolling.com\/pdf\/2015\/PPP_Release_NC_81915.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">poll<\/a> propelled the fake U.S. presidential candidate <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/politics\/news\/meet-deez-nuts-the-teen-presidential-candidate-punking-america-20150819\" target=\"_blank\">into<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/time.com\/4007941\/deez-nuts-president-2016\/\" target=\"_blank\">national<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/politics\/first-draft\/2015\/08\/20\/deez-nuts-for-president-why-not-says-iowa-farm-boy\/?_r=0\" target=\"_blank\">headlines<\/a>\u00a0last week, at least 249\u00a0copycats, clowns and\u00a0pranksters have inundated the Federal Election Commission with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fec.gov\/press\/resources\/2016presidential_form2dt.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">paperwork<\/a> launching &#8220;official&#8221; White House campaigns.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"module align-left half type-aside\">\n<h3>About this article<\/h3>\n<p>This story was co-published with <a href=\"http:\/\/time.com\/4010316\/deez-nuts-2016-election-fec\/\" target=\"_blank\">TIME<\/a>.\u00a0This story is part of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.publicintegrity.org\/politics\/primary-source?utm_campaign=syndication&amp;utm_source=yahoo-news&amp;utm_medium=taxonomy-link\" target=\"_blank\">Primary Source<\/a>. Primary Source keeps you up-to-date on developments in the post-Citizens United world of money in politics. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.publicintegrity.org\/politics\/primary-source?utm_campaign=syndication&amp;utm_source=yahoo-news&amp;utm_medium=taxonomy-link\" target=\"_blank\">Click here<\/a> to read more stories in this series.<\/p>\n<\/aside>\n<p>Some possess leadership bona fides, if not proper constitutional qualifications: Star Trek Capt. <a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/066\/201508209000880066\/201508209000880066.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Jean-Luc Picard<\/a>, <a style=\"line-height: 20.7999992370605px;\" href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/945\/201508199000863945\/201508199000863945.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Queen Elsa<\/a>\u00a0from Disney&#8217;s &#8220;Frozen,&#8221; former Cuban President <a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/418\/201508219000925418\/201508219000925418.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Fidel Castro<\/a>, Jedi knight <a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/491\/201508239000927491\/201508239000927491.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Obi-Wan Kenobi<\/a>\u00a0and <a style=\"line-height: 20.7999992370605px;\" href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/374\/201508209000925374\/201508209000925374.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Captain Crunch<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And imagine a presidential debate that includes\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/181\/201508199000864181\/201508199000864181.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Frank Underwood<\/a> from &#8220;House of Cards,&#8221; <a style=\"line-height: 20.7999992370605px;\" href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/507\/201508219000925507\/201508219000925507.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Ronald Reagan&#8217;s Ghost<\/a>,\u00a0a\u00a0<a style=\"line-height: 20.7999992370605px;\" href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/270\/201508249000928270\/201508249000928270.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Bill Clinton<\/a>\u00a0imposter\u00a0and <a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/509\/201508239000927509\/201508239000927509.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">three<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/511\/201508239000927511\/201508239000927511.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">fraudulent<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/801\/201508249000928801\/201508249000928801.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Joe Bidens<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But these wags \u2014 including a bunch whose names crudely <a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/073\/201508219000927073\/201508219000927073.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">refer<\/a> to <a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/024\/201508219000927024\/201508219000927024.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">body<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/337\/201508209000870337\/201508209000870337.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">parts<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/464\/201508209000880464\/201508209000880464.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">sex acts<\/a> \u2014 are also potential headaches for federal regulators, who already struggle with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.publicintegrity.org\/2013\/12\/17\/13996\/how-washington-starves-its-election-watchdog\" target=\"_blank\">limited resources and massive paperwork backlogs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>No matter how outrageous or asinine, the FEC must, by law, pay some measure of attention to these White House wannabes and cannot simply ignore them or reject their filings, which may be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fec.gov\/info\/forms.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">submitted<\/a> with relative ease through the agency&#8217;s website.<\/p>\n<p>In addition to processing and tracking their initial paperwork, FEC staffers are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fec.gov\/pdf\/RAD_Procedures_2015-16.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">tasked<\/a> with sending follow-up letters to registered candidates who submit &#8220;missing or inaccurate information,&#8221; asking them to correct their mistakes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The agency has no authority over and makes no judgement on an individual&#8217;s qualifications or eligibility to run for office or obtain ballot access,&#8221; FEC spokeswoman Judith Ingram wrote in a statement to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.publicintegrity.org\" target=\"_blank\">Center for Public Integrity<\/a>.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The FEC doesn&#8217;t require a prospective presidential candidate to file official paperwork until the candidate has raised or spent more than $5,000.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That said, anyone may file,&#8221; Ingram continued,\u00a0adding that for these voluntary filers, &#8220;the agency has a statutory obligation to make all filings publicly available.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The government does have <a href=\"http:\/\/uscode.house.gov\/view.xhtml?req=(title:52%20section:30109%20edition:prelim)\" target=\"_blank\">recourse<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>For example, people who file &#8220;false, erroneous, or incomplete information&#8221; when registering as presidential candidates could subject themselves to <a href=\"http:\/\/uscode.house.gov\/view.xhtml?req=(title:52%20section:30109%20edition:prelim)\" target=\"_blank\">FEC fines<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The Department of Justice could also criminally prosecute people who &#8220;knowingly and willfully&#8221; submit erroneous information to federal regulators, said Paul S. Ryan, senior attorney at the <a style=\"line-height: 18.9090900421143px;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.campaignlegalcenter.org\/about\/about\" target=\"_blank\">Campaign Legal Center<\/a>, a nonpartisan campaign reform advocacy group.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s unlikely the government will &#8220;throw good money after bad,&#8221; Ryan continued, since most comic candidates won&#8217;t ever launch a real presidential campaign or raise any money.<\/p>\n<p><b><\/b>Given this, could the federal government charge people some small amount of money \u2014 say, $50 or $100 \u2014 to file registration paperwork, with hopes of curbing jokers from creating false candidacies first place?<\/p>\n<p>FEC Chairwoman Ann Ravel, a Democrat, likes that idea, since it could conserve her agency&#8217;s resources.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A nominal filing fee would make sense,&#8221; Ravel said, quickly adding it &#8220;must be nominal, because of the importance of encouraging all people to participate in the political process.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, political jesters are free to keep joining the moneyed ranks of Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.<\/p>\n<p>Twenty-one new presidential candidates materialized on Monday alone, including Arizona resident &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/783\/201508249000928783\/201508249000928783.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Cranky Pants<\/a>&#8221; and &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/704\/201508249000928704\/201508249000928704.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Zakk Flash<\/a>&#8221; and his &#8220;Anarchist Campaign Committee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ll compete with a pair of &#8220;Deez Nuts&#8221; knock-offs \u2014\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/514\/201508219000926514\/201508219000926514.pdf\">Deez W. Nuts<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/docquery.fec.gov\/pdf\/661\/201508219000926661\/201508219000926661.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Bofa Deez Nuts<\/a>,\u00a0inspired by the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2015\/08\/19\/presidential-candidate-deez-nuts-does-not-exist.html\" target=\"_blank\">15-year-old Iowa kid<\/a>\u00a0who started this presidential filing fad.<\/p>\n<p>To date, there are technically about 850\u00a0registered candidates running for president this election.<\/p>\n<p>That compares to about 200\u00a0presidential candidates who had registered at this point during the 2012 election cycle, according to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fec.gov\/press\/resources\/2012presidential_form2dt.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">FEC records<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A rash of bogus presidential candidates is taxing government resources.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":79126,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[708,226,116],"class_list":["post-79120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news-and-analysis","tag-2016-election","tag-presidential-race","tag-washington"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79120\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}