{"id":165783,"date":"2016-07-05T19:46:31","date_gmt":"2016-07-06T01:46:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/?p=165783"},"modified":"2016-07-05T19:46:31","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T01:46:31","slug":"that-time-your-neighbors-hoax-put-you-on-a-watch-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/2016\/07\/that-time-your-neighbors-hoax-put-you-on-a-watch-list\/","title":{"rendered":"That time your neighbor&#8217;s hoax put you on a watch list"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>COMMENTARY:\u00a0<\/strong>So, you&#8217;re in a nasty little dispute with your neighbor about a wall. He wants to raise it; you prefer unobstructed views of the mountains. Years in court, he keeps losing.<\/p>\n<p>One night, drunk and frustrated, he calls 911 and says that you want to assassinate Ronald Crump, a dude running for president.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_165791\"  class=\"wp-caption module image alignleft\" style=\"max-width: 336px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-165791\" src=\"http:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Lahann-Jeff-336x321.jpg\" alt=\"Jeff Lahann\" width=\"336\" height=\"321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Lahann-Jeff-336x321.jpg 336w, https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Lahann-Jeff-32x32.jpg 32w, https:\/\/nmpolitics.net\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Lahann-Jeff.jpg 654w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px\" \/><p class=\"wp-media-credit\">Courtesy photo<\/p><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jeff Lahann<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Next day, FBI arrives at your door and questions you.<\/p>\n<p>You pull out all the court documents about your crazy neighbor, you show them your &#8220;Make America Grapes&#8221; hat; they smile and nod, and you are all glad about clearing up this &#8220;misunderstanding.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A few years later, you save up enough to buy that mountain cabin just a couple of hours up the road.<\/p>\n<p>You decide you want to buy the wife a little pistol because she&#8217;s going to be up there alone on occasions while you wind down your practice and continue working. You know, varmints and vagabonds, and all.<\/p>\n<p>Dude at the shop runs you, frowns, then tells you he can&#8217;t sell you that little .357.<\/p>\n<p>Why not?<\/p>\n<p>It says here you are on watch list.<\/p>\n<p>WTF?<\/p>\n<p>Calls, emails, and bureaucracy blah, blah, blah, you find out the FBI put you on a watch list because of your crazy neighbor and his Ronald Crump hoax.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>One of your Constitutional rights has forever been wiped away. You can&#8217;t appeal, you can&#8217;t sue, you can&#8217;t fight. It&#8217;s just gone, in the vapor.<\/p>\n<p>Due Process! you cry out.<\/p>\n<p>The Government snickers and laughs.<\/p>\n<p>No judge, no jury has found you guilty of a crime.<\/p>\n<p>Yet, you lost a right, just like that.<\/p>\n<p>Is this a fable? Ask any criminal defense attorney whether the government has gone that far, ever. Their accounts will be even more shocking than this simple little hypothetical.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jeff Lahann is a criminal defense and civil rights attorney in Las Cruces. He once won an LP record in a radio contest.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One night, drunk and frustrated, he calls 911 and says that you want to assassinate Ronald Crump, a dude running for president. 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